{"product_id":"the-clumsy-breakfast-club-🍳-dog-treat-bundle","title":"The Clumsy Breakfast Club — Breakfast, fancy | Clumsy Chef","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSteak for breakfast. Milk everywhere. Egg yolk crumbs on the floor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe tried to make breakfast. Things got a little out of hand. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe steak made it onto the plate. The goat milk almost did. And the Golden Drops? Well, some of them are crumbs now.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWelcome to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Clumsy Breakfast Club\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, a three-pack dog treat bundle featuring freeze-dried beef steak, creamy goat milk bites, and our signature soft-baked Golden Drops.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThree different flavors. Three different textures. One very enthusiastic taste tester. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for picky eaters, training rewards, or adding a little chaos (the delicious kind) to your dog's regular meals.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🍽️ What's on the Menu?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🥩 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE STEAK — 100% Beef Eye Round\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReal beef steak, freeze-dried in small batches. Naturally high in protein, packed with meaty flavor, and made without fillers or preservatives.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🥛 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE MILK — Goat Milk Powder\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCreamy goat milk bites with a melt-in-your-mouth texture. Enjoy them as treats or crumble them over your pup's food.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🍳 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE EGGS — Golden Drops\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur signature soft-baked crumbly cookie made without flour, starch, or added binders. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNaturally rich in lecithin and fats that contribute to healthy skin and coat nutrition.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfectly round cookies? Wrong kitchen. We're clumsy chefs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐶 Why Join the Club?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🥩 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSteak, Milk \u0026amp; Eggs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — Three Clumsy Chef favorites in one bundle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐾 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePicky Eater Approved?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — Different flavors and textures to tempt your little food critic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🥣 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTreat It. Top It. Crumble It.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — Enjoy as treats, training rewards, or meal toppers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💪 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReal Ingredients, Real Nutrition\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — Protein-rich beef and nutrient-rich egg yolks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e👨🍳 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSmall-Batch Made\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — Thoughtfully prepared with simple ingredients and no unnecessary fillers.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💛 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA Little Mess Is Normal\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — Especially with our naturally crumbly Golden Drops.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow to Serve Breakfast (Clumsily)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStep 1:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Put your dog's regular food in a bowl.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStep 2:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Add a few pieces of freeze-dried steak.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStep 3:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Rehydrafte goat milk powder and serve it warm. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStep 4:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Accidentally crumble Golden drops and spill a few crumbs as topper.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStep 5:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Watch your dog lick the bowl clean.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCongratulations. You're officially a Clumsy Chef.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e👨🍳 A Note From Our Kitchen\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClumsy Chef started with Bowser, our miniature Schnauzer and a very demanding little food critic. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe're the kind of pet parents who serve our dogs steak then eat instant noodles ourselves.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe research ingredients. We experiment with recipes. We make a mess.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd somehow, the dog always eats better than we do. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSound familiar?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWelcome to the club. We're all just Clumsy Chefs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor dogs and cats. Serve as occasional treats or meal toppers alongside a complete and balanced diet. Treats should make up no more than 10% of daily calories. Always provide fresh water.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStay clumsy. Eat happy. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Clumsy Chef","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67794362761318,"sku":"J323277","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0749\/5070\/5254\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_wr325fwr325fwr32.jpg?v=1792652801","url":"https:\/\/clumsychefs.com\/products\/the-clumsy-breakfast-club-%f0%9f%8d%b3-dog-treat-bundle","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}